September 2011
“Well, yes mate. See, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.”
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“A parent’s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins the Nobel Prize and the other one gets robber by a hooker, you failed.”
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